Name Handjob
Brianna iyiyo babemsulwa kubekho inkqubela... phofu yena iphinde elula.. Okokuqala, yena ikholelwa Conan ngu ke get DIVORCED ngoko ke, kuye onako tshata yakhe (fat ithuba lokuba) kwaye okwesibini, yena ufuna LINDA UMHLABA YENA"S phambi kokuba ATSHATE yena ayenzi nantoni na fun... YINTONI? Yena nkqu misa kuye NDINOVELWANO YAKHE MELONS ... ngubani ngaloo? Kodwa abe efumana ukuba uthetha umsebenzi wakhe uye wanikela kuye a mnandi ISANDLA UMSEBENZI yi-ethembisa yakhe baya futhi ke get watshata kamsinya.. njenge ndathi, yena ke elula kubekho inkqubela...Kamsinya abe efumana yakhe RUBBING INTONGA YAKHE ngokuthi yi-pants, kwaye nkqu nokuba lowo ngu-hayi nyani ukufumana ntoni yena UFUNA ubuncinane abe ke yokufumana OMKHULU BONER! Emva ngelixa yena agrees ukuba mvumeleni thatha yakhe pants ngaphandle... kodwa YINTONI LE? Unbelievable!! yena ke phofu ke sebenzisa NAME TONGS ukuba JERK NGAPHANDLE yakhe ERECTION ngoko ke, ukuba yena uphumelele ukuba kufuneka TOUCH NGAYO! Dude, ukuze ke EFFED PHEZULU!! Yena WANKS KUYE NGAPHANDLE kunye NAME TONGS ngexesha CUPPING YAKHE IIBHOLA nge SOUP SPOON! Ingaba yena nkqu STAYING NZIMA? Mhlawumbi cuz yena ke ngolohlobo, amashumi AMABINI EMINYAKA ngaphezu kwakhe!! Uya ekugqibeleni persuade wakhe ukuba JACK YAKHE NKCAZELO? Uya kufumana ukuba leyo ine nathi yokulungelelanisa YAKHE UKUFAKA ngomhla wakhe THAMBILEYO ISANDLA? Ndiya ngonaphakade yima ekubhaleni esi RIDICULOUS RHETORIC? Ndicinga ukuba siyazi ukuphendula BONKE ABO IMIBUZO!